Anastasio

Given what I've recently been telling you about the boss's views on advertising on the HMBoys site, it's surprising how often we seem to plug holidays in Costa Rica.

Well, in San Jose, to be precise.

And, to be even more precise, at Big Dick's - a guesthouse that caters, you can hardly fail to recall, only to discerning gentlemen with quite specific tastes in vacations.

But if you are one of our US members, you need to be aware, if you aren't already, that you'd better get a move on if you're going to take advantage of Big Dick's hospitality.

That's not because he is going anywhere - not while an apparently endless parade of hot young Costa Rican boys continuer to decorate his poolside - but because soon you might not be able to go there.

You see, only about 20% of US citizens have passports - if you don't believe me check out www.gyford.com/phil/writing/2003/01/31/how_many_america.php for a fascinating discussion of the stats and the reasons - and it's now been proposed that you won't be allowed back into the US from the Caribbean, Bermuda, Central and South America after the end of this year unless you do have one.

So, if you're still not planning to get a passport, you've got just six months to sample the famous "Big Dick experience".

And, just to tempt you to do that (though why I should be doing so after the boss's ban on ads I still can't make out) today I'm going to show you the latest addition to Big Dick's stable of hot Latino stallions.

Anastasio.

He's a boy who, Big Dick likes to joke, will do anything for a cigarette and a beer.

Though perhaps, looking at this picture, it isn't a joke after all.

When he fixes you with those gorgeous eyes, you'd do anything for him…

And, when he closes those eyes, you'd like to do everything to him!

And I really don't think that Anastasio's going to try too hard to stop you.

In fact, young Anastasio dedicates himself to making your vacation run as smoothly as possible.

He'll offer you everything you want virtually on a plate…

And, if you're just too plumb tuckered out after that exhausting afternoon sitting around the pool, he'll even save you having to do any work at all and just put on a little show, just for you!

I can't help feeling that Anastasio's gonna be going down real well with Big Dick's customers.

And that includes the boss, who's flying down tomorrow for an all expenses paid couple of days.

"If I'm gonna be recommending something to the HMBoys members", he says, "it's only right that I try it out first on their behalf."

Somehow, I think we're gonna be carrying on plugging the Costa Rica tourist industry for quite some time yet.