Mark D

Mark was a strange one... Or, perhaps, not so much strange but just really, really shy. He insisted, for instance, on bringing a friend along with him to the photoshoot. Now, there's nothing too terribly odd about that - indeed, on one never-to-be-forgotten occasion a few years back, a boy brought along his mother, of all people... But the weird thing this time was that Mark brought along a stranger whom he'd met only the night before in a bar. The other thing that was a bit out of the ordinary was just how quiet he was. He hardly said a thing from the time we picked him up from the train station until the time we dropped him back there. Normally with boys doing their first porn assignment it's the opposite - they're so nervous that you cant stop them gabbling away like there's no tomorrow. Just take a look at that very first photograph we took of young Mark. "Doe eyed" you might think - but without doubt, too, it's a doe that's been caught in the full glare of the proverbial headlights. So Mark came... And then he "came"... And then he left... And that, we thought, was that. To be honest, we can't really say that he made that much of an impression on us at the time. But, just a few months later, we inadvertently came across him again. At the time we were texting another model named Mark. And, unfortunately, we sent the message - a very positive one, we hasten to add, with nothing rude or derogatory in it at all - to today's HMBoy Mark D by mistake. And then all hell broke loose! Back came a return message couched in the sort of language that you certainly wouldn't want your mother to hear, even one broadminded enough to transport you to your porn shoots. What had happened to quiet, shy, introverted HMBoy Mark D in the intervening months, goodness only knows... But I guess the moral of the story is that you shouldn't let innocent looks deceive you - and that you should certainly check the address at least twice before you send out a text!