Christian

I wonder whether you found this site like I did?

I've been surfing the net for gay sites ever since mom and dad bought me a new PC for my 18th birthday.

And, whether I was creaming my boxers over www.hungbiggestblackathletes.com, jizzing all over the screen as I surfed my way through www.nakedschoolboysatplay.com or gasping with amazement at www.goldenfistingkids.com (I just don't believe they can really do that!), I kept on finding an intriguing little link to another site.

I don't have it here right in front of me now, so I may not get the words quite right, but you'll know it anyway.

It pictured a couple of real cute boys - just the kind I like - and said something like "While mom and dad are away… see what they get up to"

Well, that really struck a chord with me.

'Cos mom and dad really are away a lot.

Dad spends all his time at the office or away on business ("If I didn't work so hard, Christian, you wouldn't get things like the new computer!)

Mom, on the other hand, is either constantly redecorating or buying stuff for the house or else getting involved in what she calls "the community" - which really means lunching, shopping, gossiping and going out to the theatre with her girlfriends. (No, I don't mean it in that sense. Though one of the "models" in www.lustylesbiansatplay.com - which, of course, I stumbled on entirely by accident - did look slightly like mom if you screwed up your eyes and looked at her from the back - which is how I usually get to see mom anyway.)

So I guess I'm what an expert on adolescent boys (gee, how do you get a swell job like that?) might call slightly neglected.

Sure, I live in a great house.

And I've got all the things that kids my age want - the highest spec computers, all the money I want to go out with my friends and enough skateboards to nail together into a full-sized yacht.

But I do get to spend an awful lot of my time at home on my own.

So tonight I've decided to strike back.

Tonight I'm taking up the invitation of that site - HMBoys.com - to take some real hot pics of myself.

In the picture I'm sitting at our new dining room table. It's mom's pride and joy. Very expensive. It was specially imported from somewhere I've never heard of… Bali?… or maybe Mali?… Well, the main point is that it certainly wasn't Walmart.

They didn't like it. Thought it made me look like "low life".

So I guess that was my first act of rebellion.

But there's more to come right now.

What would mom and dad make of this, for example?

One of the first things they ever taught me as a kid, I remember, was never to stick your tongue out at people.

I don't think that cleaning it will be so easy from now on…

"No, Christian… We don't show anyone our pee-pee. It's not nice. It's dirty."

Pure Freud, eh?

So, mom and dad, here's another present for you!

Well, I've got lots more to do around the house before they both get home.

You'll see what I get up to next time.

But I can't resist giving you just a preview.

Remember that dining table from wherever-it-was? Mom's pride and joy?

And yet, the funny thing is that, when they get home, I'll probably have cleared up all the mess.

You see, deep down I guess I love them really.

After all, to me they're mom and dad.

And to them I'm a good boy.

In fact - they often tell their friends that I'm a saint.

And, if you don't think they're right, take a look at this!

I guess that was just about the worst thing that people like mom and dad thought you could do with your tongue!

But we all know, don't we guys, just how wrong they were…

Yet another no-no as a kid was my butt.

"No, Christian", they'd say, "bottoms are dirty.

"We only get them out in the bathroom."

So, just for you, mom and dad, here it is.

And if you thought mom and dad overreacted to butts - you should have heard them on the subject of dicks while I was a kid.

Mom spends hours cleaning it every week, so it's got a shine like the one there used to be on Elton John's head before he got the wig.

Anyway, enough Homes & Gardens stuff for now.

Let's get down to business.

I'll show you a bit more of me 'cos that's why you're here, after all - not to hear all about my mom and dad (if you want that, try www.hotincestforboys.com)

For a start, I'll just take off the cap.

There, that surprised you, didn't it?

It sure surprised mom and dad, too, when I had my hair done like that.

And I'm gonna do it all over mom and dad's oh-so-lovely house, too.

The Forbidden Zone.

Here I am, by the way.

Me, Christian.

Looks like butter wouldn't melt in my mouth, doesn't it? (Though plenty of other things have turned to liquid there, I can tell you!)