Eddie / Alvaro / Max / Carlos

You don't know me.

But you certainly know of me.

By this time I must be one of the best known figures on HMBoys.com that you never actually see.

There are two very good reasons for that.

In the first place, you probably wouldn't want to.

I'm bald, out of condition, overweight and definitely over-the-hill as far as all you guys go.

And in the second place, I can't afford for you to see my face.

Because then you would know me.

I may not be quite a household name today, but if you took an interest in the entertainment business about twenty years ago - and we'll leave it as vague as that, if you don't mind - then you would definitely still recognise me.

Twenty years ago I was famous.

Big.

Powerful.

I loved it.

And one thing I'm especially proud of is the way I helped so many newcomers to the business to get their foot in the door.

Especially boys.

You know, quite a few of today's best known entertainers owe their starts in the business to me.

Of course, as you'd expect, there was a price they had to pay.

There always has been in that world.

People refer to it as the "casting couch" but couches were only the start of it.

I had a never-ending stream of hot boys in my New York apartment, in my Hollywood house, in my pool, in my limo, in my hotel, in my dressing room backstage... Just about everywhere - and, let me add, in just about every way that you can think of, too.

But, as always happens, eventually I was no longer the flavor of the month.

Thankfully, by then I'd made the money that's ensured that I don't ever have to work again.

Instead, these days I can afford to spend all my time indulging my pleasures, amusing myself and amusing my friends.

And that includes playing host to them at my house in Colombia.

You'd be surprised at some of the well known stars - all guys, of course - who've got away from the paparazzi for a day or two and managed to join me for some fun. Of course, I'm not going to name names, but you've all heard rumours about some of the big names in Hollywood and, even more ironically, some of the guys whose records sell in million upon million to adoring girl fans...

And, believe me, there's a lot of truth in that old saying about no smoke without fire...

I guess, by now, that you've managed to work out who I am.

The American.

The guy who you've heard about from Eddie.

The one with the big pool where Eddie and Alvaro make out together.

The one who discovered the Duarte brothers, Max and Carlos.

And the one who's taken the hot pictures of the four of them that you've so much enjoyed looking at over the past few months.

Well, today I've got a treat for you.

I've called it 4way Fun.

Eddie + Alvaro + Max + Carlos.

If you've been following their stories, you'll know just how difficult it's been to put together.

It's the group dynamics, as my shrink would probably say.

Eddie loves Alvaro... Alvaro loves Eddie... So they're something of an item these days and aren't so keen, any more, to do anything with anyone else...

Max and Carlos are pretty much the same. I know, I know... they're brothers! But that doesn't seem to stop them being in a sort of love with each other too.

My personal theory about the Duartes is that each one loves himself, but sees enough of himself in his brother to transfer it to him instead. After all, it's much more fun to have someone else to fuck and suck with, than just to jerk yourself off all the time...

Of course, the extra complication in all of this, as you know, is that Eddie really dislikes Max and Carlos - and the feeling's mutual.

So setting this all up for you (and for a select group of my closest friends who'd flown down for the weekend especially to watch the performance) was something of a nightmare.

But if there' one thing my career taught me, it's that money talks.

I'll say no more...

I'd originally intended that there'd be a sort of story to these pictures that you could follow. After all, I know that some of you take a real personal interest in one or other of these four boys.

But, as soon as the performance started and things warmed up a bit, that proved impossible. Because I wanted to get in real close with the camera this time - right into the middle of all the action - it's hardy worth your while even trying to work out whose leg or arm that is in any particular shot.

Though, knowing how good you are at the weekly HMBoys.com Dick Detective competition, I bet you won't have any trouble at all in distinguishing the various dicks and asses. After all, you've certainly seen every last detail of them here before!

Of course, what you are going to see here now is just a taster...

You'll have to wait a week before everything's revealed in full.

But I think you'll be able to get a good idea here of just what I was trying to do.

And, who knows, if you look at the pictures real close, maybe you'll catch a glimpse of one of your favorite movie or singing stars standing right there in the shade at the back of the picture...