Stefan / Stas

Hi! It's Tyler here!

Hell, I can already hear some of you guys of a more miserable disposition (and, believe me, if you could read all the Hotwires I get, you'd realise there's more than one of those about) asking does that kid get everywhere?

Well, the answer to that one's a definite "yes!"

'Cos if a boy's gonna get on in life, as my old business studies teacher Mr France used to say, then he's gotta be prepared to start at the bottom.

And that's a principle that, as you know, I've followed strongly for several years past!

So if I'm gonna get on in the porn business and make as good a living out of it as the boss - with his big house and his fancy grand piano - then I gotta be versatile.

As you know, I've already been an HMBoy…

I've been a fluffer for other boys (very tasty work!)…

I've been the general office dogsbody…

I edit and write the Hotwires page on the site…

And last month I tried something new for the first time - I was a photographer…

When the boss first suggested it, I was a bit dubious.

After all, the only thing I know that extends, at the touch of a hand, from 70mm to 210 certainly isn't a zoom lens!

But after the boss gave me a few lessons and a camera that he said was "idiot proof" (hardly a ringing endorsement!), I was more than eager to give it a go.

So what about the model?

The boss had something special lined up for me there.

A baptism of fire.

Two of them!

And not just any two, either.

Two of your favorite boys being brought together for a special HMBoys.com performance.

Stefan and Stas.

Cute, pretty little plaything Stefan - everybody's favourite blond…

(And the sort of boy they're talking about when they say that butter wouldn't melt in his ass - 'cos it wouldn't touch the sides!)

And he was gonna be paired with mean, moody tattooed butch-boy Stas - a hot street kid with a definite bit of the night about him.

What a responsibility!

I planned the whole thing carefully like as if it was the Iraqi war (and I couldn't wait to see the shock and awe on Stefan's face when he got to open Stas's pants and found his weapon of mass destruction lying there in wait for him!)

Taking a leaf from those Personal Trainers videos that I bet most of you have got in your own collections too, I arranged that the boys should spend a night together - alone - to get to know each other in advance (though not too well - we still wanted something left for the next day's money shot!)

That way, the theory goes, they'd lose all their inhibitions and embarrassment by the time of the photo session the next morning.

But, when I turned up at the HMBoys.com office the next day to take the pictures, it seemed at first like something had gone wrong.

I couldn't guess what might have happened.

But the boys certainly weren't being very friendly to each other…

In fact, I'd say that Stas looked like he was just hoping that someone would ring him on that phone to get him outa there!

But, if my career as a snapper was gonna get off the ground, I had to turn the situation around.

So I gave the boys a good talking to.

And threatened not to pay them - in fact, I told them, they'd have to pay me back for the cost of their fares and overnight hotel…

That, it goes without saying, immediately had the desired effect.

I'll leave you, then, with a few highlights of the sequence that followed. You'll be pleased to know that, working on the principle of being better safe than sorry, I took nearly 200 shots that you'll be seeing in the full version.

And the funniest thing was that the scenario didn't actually end up anything like the way I'd planned it.

Remember how I'd imagined that "cute, pretty little plaything" Stefan would soon be nursing a particularly sore ass and, no doubt, a severe case of laryngitis too after his encounter with "mean, moody tattooed butch-boy" Stas?

Well, to tell you the truth, that wasn't quite how it turned out in the end at all…