Tyson

First loves?

They hardly ever last, do they?

And maybe that's not such a bad thing after all.

After all, just think back.

Did you really enjoy changing your own lifestyle so much just to fit in with the new "love of your life"?

When you ditched the Eminem CDs for Enya's?

When you ate Macedonian instead of Macdonalds?

When an evening in with a video meant Bergman (Ingmar) not Bond (James)?

All the same, I'll hand it to them.

Hot HMBoys Tyson and James managed all of two years before calling it a day.

Take a look at how they were when they were together - you'll find Tyson on September 10 2001, James on September 17 2001 and the pair of them together on 28 January 2002.

Read those and you'd imagine that they'd still be an item to this day.

But it seems that James decided that he wanted to move on.

Right back then, you'll see that his big interest - apart from Tyson - was gardening.

Now, though, he's less keen on bedding plants than on bedding other boys.

So that's why Tyson's got back in touch with us.

After all, two years ago the e-mails about him were piling up - but then he wasn't interested.

"Hell! Throw them away", he said.

"I'm with James. I'm not interested in anyone else."

But now, as I say, he's called to tell us he's making a fresh start.

First, I gotta tell you, he asked whether we had a job for him at HMBoys.

"Hell!" he said, "I figure there can't be a better place to meet some cute young guys."

And then a thought struck him.

"Gee, Tyler, I could even write a "Tell Tyson" page like yours."

Of course, I turned that idea down flat.

In fact, I didn't even bother to tell the boss about it 'cos I know what he's like.

If we get Tyson's ass around the place for even a day or two the boss is soon gonna want a piece of the action.

And then it's goodbye Tyler, hello Tyson.

"Hell!" said Tyson.

"OK, no job… but I still wanna meet some cute guys.

"So let's get some new pictures of me up on the site and see what happens."

That's it, then.

Tyson's on the market - and on the prowl.