Caleb

1 Febury 2004

Deer Mr Klein

Hi. You dont know me.

My name is Caleb and two of my best frens Robby and Cory said i should rite to you.

Ive been lookking for a job and they said you might give me work.

A lot of my girlfrens say I am hot and could be a moddle and Robby and Cory say you can get me work.

They say you are the guys who get all them Calvin Klien ads set up and I like that.

It wood be real cool to be like on billbords all round the place and tv and all that stuff.

So Robby and Cory are sending my pictures with this leter.

When they took the pics at their moms house they said youd be senndng us some grate new Calvins to wear for the pics.

But nothing came in the male today so they said it would be OK anyway to go ahead without them.

That sounded weerd to me but Robby and Cory are cleverer than me and there my best frends - tho sometimes I don't like there practicle jokes. They can be reel crule somtimes.

But l said, my frends are real clever too - so they said that we had to do something that looked like a tv ad with a sorta story to it.

If you ask me it was a dumb story.

A kid is out playin in the sno…

And then he gets all wet…

(Hey, Mr Cline, remember I said the guys were real practicle jokers?

Well, just befor we went back to the house I needed to take a piss.

And when I wasn't looking they took some fuckin pictures!!!

Jeez, was I mad!!!

But, like I say, they may be jokers but Robby and Cory are real good frens too. So as long as they wipe the pics off the camra after, like they promised, I guess its all ok)

Anyway, we got back to their house and I had to pretend, like, to be wet thru and needin to change out of my wet stuff and into the Calvin Klines.

How the hell can I do that, I was thinkin, when we don't have any goddam underware.

But Robby and Cory explaned how the guys who make the ads would just put fake dijitle pants on my pics and it would look grate. All they reely needed was the outline of my body.

Gee whiz, aint that fuckin amazing?

So, I did some of them stretched-out poses like you see on the ads for Kalvins along the side of a bus.

They looked prety good.

And then we did a lotta stuff of the pants themselves.

First Robby and Cory said we oughta do it wearing my own pants…

But then we had to take lots of pictures where the boys said they just wanted pics of my body and the dijitle stuff would be put on over later for Mr Klin.

That's real clever stuff, doncha think.

Robby and Cory made shure they took the pics from all sorts of angles…

And even tho they must kno what there doin, that was reel fuckin weerd, man…

Anyway Mr Cleen, I hope you like my pics and maybe on day I'll be seein myself on the billbords or on tv - or may, Robby and Cory say, even on the internet.

For sum reeson they laffed a lot then.

But gee, wuldnt that be reel cool.

Your frend,

Caleb