Karlis

you've ever looked through the personal ads for pen pals or maybe for something a little more intimate - and who hasn't? - you'll know that there are certain key phrases that keep coming up.

There's no time-wasters please.

And then there's another that's quite closely related - no head games.

I'm a quite straightforward (though definitely not straight in any other way!) kind of guy.

So quite why some people enjoying playing those head games is beyond me.

And I guess that teasing is a mild form of it.

In which case, let me tell you a little about Karlis.

Or, what I suppose I mean to say, warn you about Karlis.

Karlis likes games.

And he's very good at playing them.

At its most innocent, that might be a simple game of chess.

But Karlis, when he's in one of his "I'm gonna play a game with you" moods, soon puts the board and the pieces away and turns to quite a different sort of game.

An unusual game.

One for a single player.

You can watch - but you can't play.

See? It's a head game.

And he loves playing it with you.

Karlis's game requires him to dress in a special uniform - or, rather, non-uniform.

And, from then on, the rules are really very simple.

Karlis tries to work you up as much as he can.

And you have to try to ignore him.

Because if you try to touch him - or express an overt sexual interest in any other way - then he wins the game!

Unfortunately, he's got some clever moves in his repertoire.

There's the "wouldn't you like to come over here and join me?" look…

And then let's not forget the "won't you show me how to swim breast stroke?" gambit…

If that doesn't work, Karlis will probably try the "I love to suck on things, don't you too?" approach…

OK, let's say that so far you've been strong.

You haven't given in.

Perhaps then you'll get to see his "Oh, I'm so bored - what do you think we can do next?" pose…

And if you still haven't given in, you might be lucky enough to get the really explicit cum-on…

And, if you manage to ignore that, you've won the game!

Your prize?

You get to watch as he just amuses himself - this time not at your expense…

After which, Karlis will just pick up his games and head off to see if he can find another sucker to play with…