Robin / Bryan

It's probably no surprise that the most common question I get asked in your private Hotwires is: "How long is your dick?"

But the second most frequently asked is, amazingly enough: "You keep on mentioning him all the time - so what's the HMBoys boss really like?"

Well, I'm not sure that you'd believe me if I told you.

Obviously, he's a big cheese in the world of twinkie porn…

But then he's a qualified pilot too…

And he's a wide-ranging entrepreneur (his latest wheeze is trying to corner the North American waffles market!)…

But one thing that even he would admit is that he isn't a poet.

No, subtlety with words isn't exactly his strong point.

For instance, when he e-mailed me the pics of HMBoys Robin and Bryan, all he said in the accompanying text was "two existing costa rican hmboys" (he's not big on upper case letters, either).

Five words.

Five words - when five thousand words would hardly be enough to do justice to these two.

"Two existing costa rican hmboys."

Hmm…

TWO: well, I guess they start as two, alright…

…But within just a few seconds they're stripping off each other's clothes and have been transformed into a single entity - virtually glued together, in fact - until the very last pic in the set.

EXISTING: such a mundane word hardly does justice to Robin and Bryan.

These boys don't just exist.

They positively pulsate with life.

They're vibrant, aquiver, animated, dynamic, electrifying, sparkling, spirited, vivacious.

In short, they're alive.

COSTA RICAN: well, it's true that if you took a look at their passports, you'd certainly find that that's where Robin and Bryan were born.

But is that what these two boys really are?

Aren't they, in fact, positively universal in their appeal?

From Australia to Azerbaijan?

And from Zambia to Zabriskie Point?

Truly, these are not merely Costa Rican (or even costa rican) boys.

They are boys of the whole world.

HMBOYS: Well, they certainly are that.

They encapsulate all the HMBoys.com values.

They're young, cute and very hot.

So I think we can all agree that, just for once, the boss has got it spot on.