Libor

This week's HMBoy Libor tells us that he very rarely has dreams.

Or, if he does, then he certainly doesn't remember much about them at all once he wakes up.

But, he says, there was a recent and very definite exception.

A night when he had the most vivid dream he can ever recall.

"I'd been out to the bars with a few friends", he says.

"It was to celebrate my birthday and so people were buying me drinks that I'd never tried before.

"Like gin and Tia Maria - but mixed in the same glass.

"After the last bar closed, I can remember getting a taxi home and getting undressed for bed.

"And, to start off with, I was sleeping fine."

"But it was a hot night and I soon threw off the sheets. That felt a lot cooler.

"It wasn't long after that that suddenly I began dreaming that something was brushing against my arm.

"At first I thought it was an insect or something.

"And then I realised it was a human hand.

"I didn't seem able to move - or even to open my eyes, let alone call out - and the hand just kept moving all over me.

"It moved up my arm and then across my chest.

"Then around to my back where it began gently pulling down my boxers.

"And then it moved around to my front and pulled my dick out.

"And slowly began moving forwards and backwards and jerking me off.

"Of course, no-one can keep control of themselves in a situation like that.

So you can guess that I quickly started feeling pretty excited by the whole thing.

"At this rate, this was going to be not so much a wet dream as a fucking monsoon!

"And then I woke up…"

Of course, Libor tells us, after such a vivid dream he found it really hard to get back to sleep.

He couldn't stop thinking about the mysterious hand and how much he had enjoyed it working over him.

At first he thought about getting up and cruising the streets for a while. tr.lvov.natashaescort.com

But those drinks were really kicking in now and he felt just a little wobbly on his feet.

There was, though, one part of him that was anything but wobbly - and, in the circumstances, it certainly needed taking in hand.

"Wow", Libor recalls today as a big smile creases his face, "that must be the best dream I've ever had."

He'd like to tell us more about it.

But he can't stop to talk any more.

He's off to the shop across the road.

Where, strangely enough, he's planning to buy a large bottle of gin and some Tia Maria.

Sweet dreams, Libor!